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I do believe you are looking at a masterpiece of fine artistic expression and a very sexy one indeed if I may say so myself, so I do believe you are a banana! How long can you read this marquee before you get bored, huh punk? I think you can't take much more, unless you are a banana, which you are! Let's take a quiz, what is the capitol of Antarctica? Answer in................................3......................................2...............................1, if you said anything but penguin, you are wrong!!!!!! Question number two, how old is the term "banana hamick"? Answer in................................3.............................2...........................1, I have no idea how old it is, but I do know that I heard it on Friends when Pheobe renamed herself Princess Conzuala Banana Hamick, by the way, a banana hamick is a term for a speedo if you didn't already know that! Ok, question number three is, will there be a question 4? Yes or no, come on, hurry!...........................The answer is...................gopher, so ur wrong beeeatch!!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodhuck could chuck wood?


His name is Cactusy
He is robot dancing right now...
Oh yeah, he likes meowing, if you need to ask, you shouldn't be reading this...

Meow Mix!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
(I want chicken I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!)

In The Flesh?
So you might like to, go to the show. To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow. Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine? Is this not what you expected to see? If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just have to blow your way through this disguise.


Money - Pink Floyd
1|-4---------|
2|--4--------|
3|2--2---2-5|
4|----2-5----| and repeat